I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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