How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
