just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
