I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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