I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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