I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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