I want to stick my p in your. b.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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