Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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