Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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