Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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