Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
