ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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