That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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