Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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