They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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