i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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