Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I will pee on everything he values.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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