even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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