i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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