it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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