ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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