Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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