FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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