You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Success! We fucked roommates!
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