you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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