i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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