There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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