Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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