yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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