I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Quick, to the slutcave!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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