My hair reeks of homosexuality.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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