Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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