Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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