at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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