Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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