Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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