i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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