Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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