dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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