I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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