Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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