just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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