saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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