All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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