My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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