You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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