you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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