I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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