Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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