He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
