I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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