I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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